Midnight1

Red Flash down by 46 with 2:05 left.

They go on a 8-3 run & lose by 41!

GATORS 102   RED FLASH 61

Love the adrenaline rush.

The Red Flash from St. Francis are not that bad for a 2-8 team.

The Gators are a dismal 2-7 ATS & haven't covered a big # this year. Didn't cover by 14.5, 11.5, 12.5 37.5, 17.5 & 43.5.

I don't know if the Gators lose interest or what but I don't see them covering tonight.

TIPOFF @ 6:30 EST

Today's weak jobs report raises new questions about Joe Biden's economic policies.

Bwhaaaaaaaaa 

Good to see you calling a spade a spade.

Is the holiday season getting to you brother?

A horse & a chicken are great friends on a farm in Iowa. One day the horse gets stuck in quicksand & tells the chicken to get the farmer for help.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer isn't there. So he jumps into the farmer's BMW, drives to the quicksand & pulls his buddy out f the quicksand.

Days later, the chicken experiences the same thing & calls the horse for help.

Instead of looking for the farmer for help, the horse straddled the quicksand, tells the chicken to grab his penis & pulls the chicken to safety.

The moral of the story is....

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pickup chicks.

Learned that when Myles Garrett had 4 Tackles & Assists as well as a Sack.

I had MYLES GARETT OVER 4.5 T&A's. Thought I had a winner. And that's when I learned.

A SACK is not a TACKLE!

LAST WEEK 2-2

OVERALL 25-29-2

THIS WEEK

HOUSTON -9.5

CAROLINA -2.5

GREEN BAY -2.5

BUFFALO -1.5

In 2020, we had 13 reported measles cases.

As of last Tuesday, we had 1,912.

That's a 14,608% increase.

Ya think having the dude who swims in raw sewage in charge of health isn't such a good idea.

Move along; nothing to see here!

This administration couldn't organize a picnic.

The Whipped Tan Wrinkle's administration might be exaggerating their employment figures, Federal Reserve chair Jerome Powell warned Wednesday.

In a press conference, Powell said that staffers at the Fed think that the government could be overestimating the number of jobs created by 60,000 each month. With published figures stating that the U.S. has added an average of 40,000 jobs each month since April, the true numbers could be closer to a loss of 20,000 jobs a month.

The lies keep coming....

WILL MR. & MRS PHILIP RIVERS CREATE THEIR 11TH CHILD -100

MIKE EVANS +170

Miami had a Republican Mayor since 1977.

Not anymore....not after tonight.

Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup.

Love watching "Made in America" on the nightly news with David Muir.

Nothing like small businesses making stuff here in America.

Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) was asked on Newsmax when the Republican plan to replace the ACA will be ready: “It’s gonna take us a while to figure out the right way to do it.”

You've had 9 freaking years,

At lease he didn't say "two weeks."

That's a very nice number.

Two Dawgs keep it close tonight.

A nun is lounging in a nice hot tub when she hears a knock on the door & asks "who is it."

She hears "it's the blind man." So she tells him too come in.

The man enters the bathroom & says "nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?"

Met a buddy for breakfast this morning & he didn't look good & I asked him what was wrong.

He said "I just can't take it anymore I'm getting a divorce. My wife is out after midnight all night going from bar to bar."

So I asked why she would do something like that.

And he replied "because she's looking to find me.'"