UglyKidJoe

Dulgarian goes down in the first. 

HarDix...Congratulations. 

Will Smith.  Home run of the year.

Guerrero jr. was praying, did you see that. He's got the faith. 

Dodgers big bats are up.  They're going to win this. 

YES,,,,,,,  Yamamoto redeems himself.

Dodgers pitching es no bueno. 

Coach, get on the phone and call Kershaw, quick. 

Oh crap, it's Snell pitching. 

Go Big Blue.

YES.  KABOOM.

They should have started Kershaw. 

The end is near. 

Okay, top of the 9th, down by a run.  Ohtani can redeem himself if he can get a homer. Freeman, anyone.  Go Dodgers. 

I'm going to get tanked there.  And then tell Ohtani that if it wasn't for him giving up the 3 run homer, the Dodgers would have won it. 

Ohtani gave up 3 ERs. We're all going to meet at that bar everybody. Ohtani is buying. He's got $700 million cash. 

Bases loaded No. 1.

Ohtani is awsome.

HarD. If Dodgers get down early, go to that bar and order a stiffy. It's tequila, vodka, bourbon, gin, and everclear mixed and on the rocks. 

Ohtani is awesome.  You can tell he didn't get much sleep last night. The pressure of pitching even before the game.

Ohtani is hurling them.  99 and 100 mph.