WhipHand

Some of you scumbags might remember me from Game 1 of the series. Just like that game when you had all the squares and sports marks on the Toronto Blue Jays...well it's happening again. This one is really a piece of cake. Doesn't get any easier than this.

Seattle Mariners +110 on the moneyline

This line is a gift from the gambling gods. Take the Ottawa Senators -105 on the ML.

@MrBator

 Gracias amigo. Too ez. Congrats.

@newmarket

You were saying? This game was easy if you know what you're doing when betting playoff baseball. I recommend you stay away from this stuff. Otherwise you will suffer. You're clearly in way over your head. 

Like it. Seattle is the correct side for this ballgame. Mariners win it by 1, by 2, or by however many. Bust out that trident tonight in Toronto.

@newmarket

The Jays are gonna come out of the gate rusty. All this nonsense about the Mariners bullpen being "depleted" is horsehockey. Game 1 is a very bad spot for this Toronto team, and the bookmakers are licking their chops at all the action being wagered on the home team. I trust you've been around long enough to witness what happens next. Seattle Mariners +140 ML.

Not tonight. M's win easy.

Yes I'm on the same side. Nice and easy no need to be a contrarian here or chase the plus money. It's fool's gold in today's game. Brewers ML all day. See you at the cashier's window Hank.

Like it. On the same side on 3 out of 4.

@Kaufee

Bad pick. Cubs win this one easy.

@Mrgohard3

You gonna win. If I was you I'd bet more. I got 2 grand on the motor city kitties.

It's that time of the year again. October baseball that separates the real sharp gamblers from the sports marks. The playoffs are what separates the men from the fanboys.

Wild Card Series Winners

Detroit Tigers -121

Chicago Cubs -115

Boston Red Sox +165

Los Angeles Dodgers -300

@oldwiseone

Hey buddy. I know you think you're sharp and all but really you're as square as they come. I'd recommend you quit betting NFL because the bookies will take all of your money. Age doesn't necessarily bring wisdom. There's sharp millennials (very, very, few) and we'll beat the tar out of you Boomers (not physically I'm talking about in gambling) any day of the week.

@Michigan_D

You bet too much and should be more selective with your plays. You can be profitable but need to learn to pump the brakes sometimes. Anyway you got no right callin me a square. So shuddap.

@Cooler999

They need to find somebody to take his place. 

@LB_ONE_THREEE

Great buddy. Bookies thank you for your donation. You fell for the trap. I won big time and now I get to rub it in your face. 

@Macwestie1

Gracias amigo. I look forward to your plays. I'm no newbie but I'm sharper at the MLB than anything else. Like your writeups, keep them coming. 

@oldwiseone

. You are gonna lose. Minnesota wins this contest convincingly. Caleb Williams does not belong in the NFL. 

Are you ready for some football? A Monday night party? We got Frank, and Dan, and Al, they're gonna get it kick-started. 

MINNESOTA VIKINGS ML

MINNESOTA VIKINGS -1

Jets ML - Rodgers in a new scheme, took no preseason snaps and will need time to adjust. Steelers overpriced. It will be a rough start to the season for Pittsburgh. Yes Jets have a new head coach and quarterback but their D will stymie the Steelers offense and Fields will surprise everyone today.

Dolphins ML - A no-brainer. Colts are in shambles after the passing of the great Jim Irsay. Daniel Jones is a hopeless case and this last-ditch effort to save their franchise will fail. Dolphins finally listening to their coach. Tua a world-class talent, Dolphins win their first game on the road.

Jaguars ML - Carolina is putting out the same shitty product as last season and yet some contrarians expect a different result. The Panthers will continue to be ass clowns and will get beat most every week. Meanwhile the Jags have invested in their team and will see an immediate return on this investment with a home win over the loser Panthers.

Redskins ML - Similar to the Panthers, the Giants continue to repeat the mistakes of the past and seem to have no interest in winning or improving their squad. Daboll is a loser and though the G men might have a slightly better season this year due to stinginess from other owners, they are going into a meat grinder facing Dan Quinn's team. Daniels continues to shine and the Redskins defense does just enough to get the win.

Bengals ML - Cincinnati learned that they need to get Burrow reps in the preseason to avoid being sluggish out of the gate, and they did just that. On the other side you have the washed-up retread Flacco. A big mismatch here and the road favorite cruises to a win over its division rival.

Falcons ML - I think the Bucs and Baker Mayfield are frauds and Todd Bowles is dumb as a box of rocks. Penix is an up and comer and he is a dual threat also. Falcons defense is being slept on, they will be ready for Mayfield's scrambling antics and his gunslinger style. Bucs on the other hand will be confounded by Penix.

Packers ML - Everyone seems to have forgotten that in the grand scheme of things, the Detroit Lions are a joke. Last year was a fluke. They are not a serious franchise. The Packers on the other hand try to deliver consistency on the football field. Yes the Lions beat them twice last year but last year was an anomaly for Lions football. And they have new coordinators on both sides of the ball, it will take time for them to gel. Goff did not play in the preseason. The home favorite Green Bay Packers get a gritty win at Lambeau Field.

Ravens ML - Both of these teams are overhyped, but the Bills even more so than the Ravens. Harbaugh usually can outmaneuver McDermott and the Ravens will get a good game from Jackson. This game they will throw red meat to the public on primetime. Ravens win.

@FelixFermin21

Correctamundo pero ten cuidado con el partido mañana

@FelixFermin21

Nope. Los yankees they were triple fucken JOTOS tonight Fermin.

Seguro que NO. Zero fucken chance. TEXAS RANGERS ML +120.

Just take the Phils on the moneyline, bet it and forget it. A lot of vigorish but that ticket will cash.