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Robbed the Cradle tonight boys!!!!

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I like it.

Although Vaughn - where's your boy Vibrant Alvin been?  Would like his perspective on some of this stuff.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

If I could just be VaugnK for 1 day of my life.

 

 
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I suspect VaugnK have been blown off since we have not heard anyone. So much for robbing the cradle. lol

I guess she heard about his crew and pulled the plug.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Mikael99:

I suspect VaugnK have been blown off since we have not heard anyone. So much for robbing the cradle. lol

I guess she heard about his crew and pulled the plug.

Blown off, or gettin blown? Mabye he's not posting cuz he's too busy gettin all up innit  

 
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Quote Originally Posted by shelbyxjackson:

Blown off, or gettin blown? Mabye he's not posting cuz he's too busy gettin all up innit  

 

Circle jerking his "crew"?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by grnlntrn4life:

 

Circle jerking his "crew"?



Why so jealous?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by grnlntrn4life:

Circle jerking his "crew"?

No one cares about what you do in your spare time

 
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BEST OF HEALTH, HAPPINESS,WEALTH, BLESSINGS and LUCK TO ALL !!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DoubleUp4Life:



  wow you are just pressed buddy.  Seriously.  How pathetic are you?  Let it die man
 
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Yo VaughnK

Whatever became of this little ass hotty that you had the makeout sesh with? Did you wind up with smelly digits after scoring her digits and sharing a few tongue sandwiches.

Get us up to speed and in the loop kid. Don't you know that we all live vicariously through you?

 
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Lol here's what happened:

So I had the champagne/ Grey Goose goggles on pretty hard that night.  This girl might not have been the best looking girl ever.  I facebooked her later that week, and her photos confirmed that she was maybe like a 6.5 at best.  Not great. 

She kept hitting me up over the next few weeks, nothing major, but a text message here and there.  Mostly related to cuse b-ball, b/c as I said that's what we hit it off about mostly.

Anyway so maybe about 2 weeks later I'm talking to one of my buddies about it, and bring up how I might just "go slumming" and bang this bitch outta boredom.  And he kinda said something along the lines of how "Dude, not good.  I don't approve at all".......at which point I made a joke about some dog he had taken home about 2 months before that..........to which he replied......"Yeah....um, thats the same girl you were making out with that night"........

And in something of a montage style flashback, I realized that I had hung out with this chick a few weeks back, and my buddy had def taken her home and banged her, but I hadn't realized it was her the next time I saw her at the club and was making out with her.  So basically he was having a ball knowing that I was making out with his leftovers.  And on top of that when I tried to call him out about how the girl he took home that night wasn't hot, he swiftly pointed out that it was the same girl I was talking about.  Boy was my face red.  Like seriously embarassing. 
 
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VaughnK - you crack me up man. I went to WJ and if you played any sports I probably played against you as I'm right around the same age. Anywho - keep the stories coming. Always entertaining!  I was always fond of ladies from Whitman and Churchill.
 
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Thanks for the update VK. It took a brave man with absolutely no sense of shame to give us that version of events.

Keep up the great work. 
 
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  VAUGHN K  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Jelax:

VaughnK - you crack me up man. I went to WJ and if you played any sports I probably played against you as I'm right around the same age. Anywho - keep the stories coming. Always entertaining!  I was always fond of ladies from Whitman and Churchill.


Good stuff.  I played baseball for 2 years and Lax for 2 after that.  Im sure we engaged in competition once or twice.  Probably attended a few parties together, you never know. 
 
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Good thread !

 
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Quote Originally Posted by VaughnK:

VaughnK is a proud Walt Whitman High School class of 2000 alumni.  The chick I hit on all night and made out with tonight was Walt Whitman class of 2006!!!!!!   We had a "young one" on our hands boys!!!!!


Bottom line is your boy VaughnK put in some SOLID work tonight kids!   Was talking to some chica from Omaha Nebraska who works as a reporter for the Washington Post for most of the night.  But unfortunately she dipped out before VaughnK could seal the deal, so had to turn my attention to this young ass little honey baby!!!!!

She's a proud Villanova alum, and fortunately for your boy, she's into college hoops!  TaLK about a jumping off point!  I actually lost a bet w/ her, when I suggested that one of the cats on Nova was named "Corey Redding" when actually its "Reggie Redding" and theres a "Corey Stokes" on the team, but I was way off!   Your boy VaughnK is down a shot of Patron b/c of losing this bet!  Not cool!  But it's all good, bc kid got the digits and a HEAVY makeout "sesh" at the end of the night!  Was kinda weird talking to some chick who was in like 6th grade when I was a senior, but Oh well!!!! What can you do!!!!! VaughnK has no shame, and will GLADLY try and make the magic happen with the young girlies!!!!!!

Prob gonna facebook her up tomorro, and give her a little ring on the celllie later this week!  Put my odds at banging her at -150 or so!  Looking good fellas! Whatws uup now!?!?!?!

VaughnK Odds:

Gay -220

Douche -5000

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

VaughnK Odds:

Gay -220

Douche -5000

 

I'm loading up on the Gay/Douche parlay....

 

 
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Parlays are for suckers
 
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VaugnK is alright in my books... you guys act like he's the only one maybe exaggerating or lying, yet we can mossy on over to any of the sports threads and read of people laying thousands of dollars on parlays and other bullshit lies...

At least this is somewhat believable. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave:

I'm loading up on the Gay/Douche parlay....

 

Thats a winner my friend

Parlays are for suckers unless its a sure thing.....as in this case

 
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you graduated High School when you were 16?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by robwalton:

you graduated High School when you were 16?


17 actually........didn't turn 17 until April of my Senior year in fact.  Youngest Kid in my class.  Should have been high school class of 01, but apparently I was some sort of genius super baby and skipped kindergarten or preschool or some shit. 
 
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"Cellie"  ?  ; Who the fuck talks like this ?
 
 
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So April of 2000 you turned 17

May 2010 you are 26

 How does that add up?

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