CD Newsletter Week 9

BR will be handling week 8's newsletter,,,,,,,,,this is more certain than he being continuously banned from this site,,,,,,,,

Newsletter will be sponsored this week by Gavin Newsom,,,,,,,,,where social distancing never applies to dining with stuffed animals and mannequins, but may apply to neighborhood bear hunting,,,,,,,

Games should be up soon,,,,,,,,,,,

Newsletter is back in session...hopefully sac took care of his forum limp and will be able to positively contribute moving forward 

From the confines of BR: Alright some book keeping,,,not the best week for the newsletter but ok,,,our triple eggroll double secret probation lock on the indiana/ucla over was a w,,,,,,,,,lets get in on

Ravens@miami,,,ravens...-7.5,,,,51.5,,,,,,ok right off the bat I get to eat it,,i was absolutely correct saying last tuesday that my sources were saying lamar wasnt gonna play and i was right,,,HOWEVER, i, as printed here jumped on the bears and the 6.5 and took it in the anus,,,,,sac was right, we'll get to the bears later,,,,congrats to bigred and his ravens, they played well with a win they had to have, the shit defense held the bears to 16 pts and huntley is a big upgrade over rush,,,,miami dominated the falcons on the road, game was never close, cousins sucking had alot to do with that but the newsletter got that game wrong as well,,,,i see points here, no side really,,,,,ravens....34-27

Bears@bengals...bears-2.5,,,,52.5,,,,,as sac said caleb stinks,,,,could not do much against what is one of the worst defenses in the nfl in baltimore,,,and the defense gave up 30 to a backup, disgraceful performance,,,,bengals offense with flacco is cookin, problem is the defense is maybe worse than baltimore's,,,,they lose to the jets at home late in gut wrenching fashion,,,,i see nothing but points here, if the bears lose here they got problems,,,,they got problems,,,,cinncy...34-31

49ers@giants....sf-2.5....48.5....newsletter got the giants game right by saying they would get killed at philly and they did, nothing more to say than they lose scataboo as well, tough injury,,,,,san fran lost at the texans as the newsletter had that one right as well,,,tough spot for san fran as the texans had to have it,,,,,giants 2 best offensive players out and I see sf winning a close one,,,49ers.....27-21

Falcons@patriots....pats..-5.5....44.5.....pats destroyed the browns as we had this one wrong, thought was time for n.e. To take a breather,nope, they rolled the browns as gabriel struggled for cleveland,,,,all around solid game for the pats,,,,atlanta got waxed at home by the fins as mentioned, we had atl big and we ate it,,,,cousins career is over, he was awful,,more importantly was the defense which has played well at home was ass,,,,pennix should go but check status,,,,pats....31-20,,,,,

Colts@pittsburgh...colts..-3...50.5,,,,,colts kept rollin by murdering the titans last week, an outcome we saw but could not pull the trigger on, total domination,,pitt struggled at home by losing to green bay, rogers did not play great and the pitt defense , which coming into this year was supposed to be very good, stinks,,,,maybe finally the week colts come back to earth,,,steelers....30-27

Panthers@packers...gb..-12.5....44.5...carolina was a newsletter selection last week , they got beaten bloody by a bills team lookin for an ass kicking and buffalo delivered,,,dalton went for the panthers but thats no excuse so we eat this one,,,,game was never close as the bills took out some frustration,,,,packers had a great win at pittsburgh and after a slow first half they dominated pitt in the 2nd half with love having his best game,,,young should be back at qb, but check status,,,i dont want to lay double digits, packers kind of sleep walk here, lower scoring,,,,packers.....24-13

Vikings@lions....lions...-8.5,,48.5....minny got absolutely destroyed at the chargers, did not even compete,,,wentz is busted ,,,by all means mcarthy is a go,,,,dont know what to expect, a struggle I think,,,,lions off a bye after smothering tampa last monday nite,,,,i feel like this can get away from minny,,,as stated here before campbell does not take his foot off the gas,,,,lions....34-13

Broncos@texans...texans..-1.5....39.5.....denver comes off an impressive win beating dallas easily, game was never close...denver has just about the best defense in the nfl by some metrics and nix looks like he be around a long time,,,,texans won at home against sf in a game they had to have and the newsletter called correctly,,,now can they keep it goin ?,,,i just dont think so,,,they are so depleted on offense with no real weapons, the d is good and so is denver's, so who can score?,,,way more firepower on the team with the ny mets colors,,,,,broncos....24-13

Chargers@titans...chargers..-9.5....43.5....titans suck....period...just a few years ago they had a good coach(vrable),,hall of fame rb (henry) and thought they were a drafted qb away from being pretty good,,,,fast forward and the whole thing has unraveled,,,,missing on hiring a coach or missing on drafting a qb sets a franchise back years,,only good thing is they likely have their qb, if he dont get killed,,,,they get blown out at indy,,,,,chargers beat the piss out of the vikings and I cannot figure this team out,,,getting all pro lineman back helped them a ton,,,,i mean the chargers can name the score this week , so even with a just decent effort i dont see how this is close,,,,chargers,,,,31-13

Jags@raiders....jags..-3...45.5...last time we saw jax they were getting hammered by the rams in uzbekestan or wherever the fuck they played,,,before that they lost to sea so 2 steps back after the kc game,,,,,raiders are a mess,,,,they got blasted by the hated chiefs last week as we got that one wrong, thought they could back door it, no chance,,,,jax a road fav?,,eh not for me,,i got no feel here,,,raiders need to draft a qb , geno , after good years in sea looks cooked,,,,,jags....17-16,,,,,,

Saints@rams...rams..-14...43.5....rams killed jax as mentioned earlier, not much to say, total domination,,,they have san fran on deck so maybe they dont go full tilt after they build up a lead here which is expected,,,,saints were a disappointment at home last week as they gave a horrible effort,,,neewsletter liked the saints last week so we were wrong, rattler struggled and now nola makes the switch to shough,,,,rookie qb , who knows what to expect,,should be an easy win for the rams, maybe take the foot off in the 2nd half with sf looming?,,,perhaps a 1st half bet on the rams,,,,...rams....31-10

Chiefs@bills...kc...-2...52.5,,,game of the week right here,,,chiefs beat the redskins easily after being tied at the half, they kicked it into gear in the 2nd half and it wasnt close,,,,bills took care of biz against the panthers as we thought that game would be closer,,they looked very good,,,,josh allen 4-1 against mahomes in the reg season,-3 in post season,,,gimmie the bills here, ,, I have a feeling cyrax will be on this over big....bills....34-30

Seattle@washngton...sea-3...47.5.....seahawks off a bye after beating the texans last week in a sloppy game they should have won by 30,,,as of this writing daniels status is anyone's guess this week,,,,wash got beaten badly after a good start at kc, they hung around in the 1st half but fell apart in the 2nd half,,,,to state the obvious the offense aint the same with mariota,,lot of injuries beside daniels so check injury reports all week before wagering,,,without knowing daniels status I got no feel here,,,,something tells me though wash wins, i dont know why,,,wash....24-20

Cards@cowboys(mon nite)...dallas...-2,5...54.5.....well as the readers know we  have nailed every cowboy  game this season,,,they lose last week in denver in a high scoring affair, same shit, good offense, no defense,,,,cards come off a bye after 5 straight losses,,,,murray may go this week for the cards but as of now its no lock, brisset can move the ball against this dallas defense so no matter,,,,i think we get what we got from dallas 2 weeks ago at home against wash,,,cards will score, dallas will score alot more,,,dallas.......41-27

BR Special Announcement: 2 bonus plays,,,,,,tenn/okie over 56.5,,,,,unlv/n.mexico over 61,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,best of luck,,,,pour one out for the missing pbox members, banned or self banned,,,,(spock, getty, hugh, etc.etc.),,,,,,,,,,,,,

Week 9 newsletter has been paid in full and is out of layaway....expect this week to be money 

BR was made for the Newsletter....too bad COVERS doesn't let him come back and contribute more... 

If there were a Seinfeld episode about him it might be anything van buren boys or stan the caddie....But something tells me that the farmers daughter, Susie, that "Norman" couldn't touch would not have gotten off without a plowing if BR was there...she easily could have been a certain sideline reporter from ESPN  

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