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Posted: Aug. 9, 2011 - 3:27 PM ET #101

Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:

Elvis is still alive too


Elvis shot JFK!



John Fitzgerald Kennedy has three names.
Elvis Aron Presley also has three names.
Both names are, amazingly, comprised of consonants AND vowels.

Kennedy was born in 1917, and died in 1963.
Elvis was born in 1935, and died in 1977.
All 4 years have EXACTLY 4 digits.


Kennedy was 'The President'.
Elvis was 'The King'.


Kennedy commanded a PT-Boat in the Pacific for the Navy.
Elvis drove a truck in West Germany for the Army.


Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
Lincoln was the name of the President during the Civil War.
During the Civil War, there was Colonels.
'The Colonel' was the nick-name of Elvis's manager, Tom Parker.

Kennedy married a woman named Jacqueline Bouvier.
She later remarried a Greek named Onassis, one of the richest men in the world.
Elvis married a woman named Priscilla Beaulieu.
Their daughter married a geek named Jackson, one of the richest uh... PERSONs in the world. Jackson was also Greek... at heart. (i.e.: he liked little boys)

Kennedy approved the 'Bay of Pigs' invasion.
Elvis regularly invaded Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Kennedy's face is stamped into the American Half-Dollar.
Elvis's face is tatooed on some white-trash woman's fat ass in Mississippi.

And the most startling coincidence of all...

Kennedy died in DALLAS.
Elvis died on the TOILET.





Richard Nixon wanted J.F.K. "Out of the way" so that Nixon could be elected president in 1968.

BI Director J. Edgar Hoover wanted J.F.K. killed because Hoover was in love with a Marilyn Monroe impersonator who Hoover thought was having an affair with J.F.K.

Elvis Aaron Presley was a patsy of J. Edgar Hoover who would "do anything" to get America back on the "right path to glory, huh!"

Elvis Aaron Presley had almost hypnotic control over the president of his Dallas area fan club. The head of his fan club, one Lee Harvey Oswald.

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Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:

Elvis is still alive too


Elvis shot JFK!



John Fitzgerald Kennedy has three names.
Elvis Aron Presley also has three names.
Both names are, amazingly, comprised of consonants AND vowels.

Kennedy was born in 1917, and died in 1963.
Elvis was born in 1935, and died in 1977.
All 4 years have EXACTLY 4 digits.


Kennedy was 'The President'.
Elvis was 'The King'.


Kennedy commanded a PT-Boat in the Pacific for the Navy.
Elvis drove a truck in West Germany for the Army.


Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
Lincoln was the name of the President during the Civil War.
During the Civil War, there was Colonels.
'The Colonel' was the nick-name of Elvis's manager, Tom Parker.

Kennedy married a woman named Jacqueline Bouvier.
She later remarried a Greek named Onassis, one of the richest men in the world.
Elvis married a woman named Priscilla Beaulieu.
Their daughter married a geek named Jackson, one of the richest uh... PERSONs in the world. Jackson was also Greek... at heart. (i.e.: he liked little boys)

Kennedy approved the 'Bay of Pigs' invasion.
Elvis regularly invaded Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Kennedy's face is stamped into the American Half-Dollar.
Elvis's face is tatooed on some white-trash woman's fat ass in Mississippi.

And the most startling coincidence of all...

Kennedy died in DALLAS.
Elvis died on the TOILET.





Richard Nixon wanted J.F.K. "Out of the way" so that Nixon could be elected president in 1968.

BI Director J. Edgar Hoover wanted J.F.K. killed because Hoover was in love with a Marilyn Monroe impersonator who Hoover thought was having an affair with J.F.K.

Elvis Aaron Presley was a patsy of J. Edgar Hoover who would "do anything" to get America back on the "right path to glory, huh!"

Elvis Aaron Presley had almost hypnotic control over the president of his Dallas area fan club. The head of his fan club, one Lee Harvey Oswald.

 
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Posted: Aug. 9, 2011 - 9:30 PM ET #103

Quote Originally Posted by RJSmith:



Elvis shot JFK!



John Fitzgerald Kennedy has three names.
Elvis Aron Presley also has three names.
Both names are, amazingly, comprised of consonants AND vowels.

Kennedy was born in 1917, and died in 1963.
Elvis was born in 1935, and died in 1977.
All 4 years have EXACTLY 4 digits.


Kennedy was 'The President'.
Elvis was 'The King'.


Kennedy commanded a PT-Boat in the Pacific for the Navy.
Elvis drove a truck in West Germany for the Army.


Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
Lincoln was the name of the President during the Civil War.
During the Civil War, there was Colonels.
'The Colonel' was the nick-name of Elvis's manager, Tom Parker.

Kennedy married a woman named Jacqueline Bouvier.
She later remarried a Greek named Onassis, one of the richest men in the world.
Elvis married a woman named Priscilla Beaulieu.
Their daughter married a geek named Jackson, one of the richest uh... PERSONs in the world. Jackson was also Greek... at heart. (i.e.: he liked little boys)

Kennedy approved the 'Bay of Pigs' invasion.
Elvis regularly invaded Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Kennedy's face is stamped into the American Half-Dollar.
Elvis's face is tatooed on some white-trash woman's fat ass in Mississippi.

And the most startling coincidence of all...

Kennedy died in DALLAS.
Elvis died on the TOILET.





Richard Nixon wanted J.F.K. "Out of the way" so that Nixon could be elected president in 1968.

BI Director J. Edgar Hoover wanted J.F.K. killed because Hoover was in love with a Marilyn Monroe impersonator who Hoover thought was having an affair with J.F.K.

Elvis Aaron Presley was a patsy of J. Edgar Hoover who would "do anything" to get America back on the "right path to glory, huh!"

Elvis Aaron Presley had almost hypnotic control over the president of his Dallas area fan club. The head of his fan club, one Lee Harvey Oswald.


Holy fucking shit! You're blowing my mind, dude.

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Quote Originally Posted by RJSmith:



Elvis shot JFK!



John Fitzgerald Kennedy has three names.
Elvis Aron Presley also has three names.
Both names are, amazingly, comprised of consonants AND vowels.

Kennedy was born in 1917, and died in 1963.
Elvis was born in 1935, and died in 1977.
All 4 years have EXACTLY 4 digits.


Kennedy was 'The President'.
Elvis was 'The King'.


Kennedy commanded a PT-Boat in the Pacific for the Navy.
Elvis drove a truck in West Germany for the Army.


Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
Lincoln was the name of the President during the Civil War.
During the Civil War, there was Colonels.
'The Colonel' was the nick-name of Elvis's manager, Tom Parker.

Kennedy married a woman named Jacqueline Bouvier.
She later remarried a Greek named Onassis, one of the richest men in the world.
Elvis married a woman named Priscilla Beaulieu.
Their daughter married a geek named Jackson, one of the richest uh... PERSONs in the world. Jackson was also Greek... at heart. (i.e.: he liked little boys)

Kennedy approved the 'Bay of Pigs' invasion.
Elvis regularly invaded Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Kennedy's face is stamped into the American Half-Dollar.
Elvis's face is tatooed on some white-trash woman's fat ass in Mississippi.

And the most startling coincidence of all...

Kennedy died in DALLAS.
Elvis died on the TOILET.





Richard Nixon wanted J.F.K. "Out of the way" so that Nixon could be elected president in 1968.

BI Director J. Edgar Hoover wanted J.F.K. killed because Hoover was in love with a Marilyn Monroe impersonator who Hoover thought was having an affair with J.F.K.

Elvis Aaron Presley was a patsy of J. Edgar Hoover who would "do anything" to get America back on the "right path to glory, huh!"

Elvis Aaron Presley had almost hypnotic control over the president of his Dallas area fan club. The head of his fan club, one Lee Harvey Oswald.


Holy fucking shit! You're blowing my mind, dude.

 
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Posted: Aug. 10, 2011 - 5:43 PM ET #104

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I started the thread you hamburger
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I started the thread you hamburger
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Posted: Aug. 10, 2011 - 6:32 PM ET #105

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I also think he was dead a long time ago myself.    I don't buy the story


Make sure you contact Jessie Ventura. You could be on his show this fall.
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I also think he was dead a long time ago myself.    I don't buy the story


Make sure you contact Jessie Ventura. You could be on his show this fall.
 
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Posted: Aug. 10, 2011 - 10:51 PM ET #107

Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

You guys can believe whatever you want but why always insult people and call them crazy whenever someone thinks something other than they see on the evening news?

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Because people like you toss around these "theories" with no evidence whatsoever and it's disgusting, that's why. 


Whats disgusting about it? That i have free speech? Would you rather there be a law that made it illegal for people to talk about conspiracy theories? I Dont know what the truth is 100% Im just a regular guy with a open mind and will at least take the time to look at both sides(unlike you who wont even look) and the conspiracy side has mountains of evidence unlike the official story side which has zero evidence. All youve got on the official story side is them saying it happened. Thats it. Them just saying something happened isnt good enough anymore after theyve been caught lying over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.  
Ill end with your hero in all his glory.
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You guys can believe whatever you want but why always insult people and call them crazy whenever someone thinks something other than they see on the evening news?

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Because people like you toss around these "theories" with no evidence whatsoever and it's disgusting, that's why. 


Whats disgusting about it? That i have free speech? Would you rather there be a law that made it illegal for people to talk about conspiracy theories? I Dont know what the truth is 100% Im just a regular guy with a open mind and will at least take the time to look at both sides(unlike you who wont even look) and the conspiracy side has mountains of evidence unlike the official story side which has zero evidence. All youve got on the official story side is them saying it happened. Thats it. Them just saying something happened isnt good enough anymore after theyve been caught lying over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.  
Ill end with your hero in all his glory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSDAXGXGiEw
 
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Posted: Aug. 10, 2011 - 10:54 PM ET #108

Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

Just dont post or just ignore threads like this.

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This is general DISCUSSION.  If you start a thread, I think you can expect there might be some discussion. 

I have a better idea, why don't you just not read them. 


Discuss away. If you feel the need to insult people dont post or ignore it. Whats so hard to understand?
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Just dont post or just ignore threads like this.

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This is general DISCUSSION.  If you start a thread, I think you can expect there might be some discussion. 

I have a better idea, why don't you just not read them. 


Discuss away. If you feel the need to insult people dont post or ignore it. Whats so hard to understand?
 
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Posted: Aug. 10, 2011 - 10:59 PM ET #109

Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

I get you believe what you see on tv but why are the same people always attacking someone who doesnt.

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Typical conspiracy approach.  Takes what someone says and generalizes it into something that is a complete distortion of the truth (ie. taking the fact that I believe the US military killed bin laden now morphs into I believe whatever I see on TV and whatever the government tells me). 

It's so easy to see...you can spot 'em a mile away.  They just like to stick people into broad categories so they don't have to think so much.   

You telling someone they do things so they dont have to think so much is the pot calling the kettle black isnt it? You believe what you saw on tv about OBL dont try to twist it.
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I get you believe what you see on tv but why are the same people always attacking someone who doesnt.

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Typical conspiracy approach.  Takes what someone says and generalizes it into something that is a complete distortion of the truth (ie. taking the fact that I believe the US military killed bin laden now morphs into I believe whatever I see on TV and whatever the government tells me). 

It's so easy to see...you can spot 'em a mile away.  They just like to stick people into broad categories so they don't have to think so much.   

You telling someone they do things so they dont have to think so much is the pot calling the kettle black isnt it? You believe what you saw on tv about OBL dont try to twist it.
 
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fwiw- NATO got the taliban guys who shot down the seal chopper today

jfk - oswald - ruby

clean clean clean...no traces, no witnesses, no photos

yet i should believe what comes out of the pentagon and 1600 penn ave?
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fwiw- NATO got the taliban guys who shot down the seal chopper today

jfk - oswald - ruby

clean clean clean...no traces, no witnesses, no photos

yet i should believe what comes out of the pentagon and 1600 penn ave?
 
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Posted: Aug. 10, 2011 - 11:31 PM ET #111

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The Govt lying to us is one thing. Everyone knows they do. Now, concocting a fantastical story and influencing thousands of people to keep it a secret is a another thing. 

You, sir, are a tool.


Thousands of people to keep a secret? This could be pulled off with only 25 to 50 people. Why do they need thousands to be in the know?

“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it”
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The Govt lying to us is one thing. Everyone knows they do. Now, concocting a fantastical story and influencing thousands of people to keep it a secret is a another thing. 

You, sir, are a tool.


Thousands of people to keep a secret? This could be pulled off with only 25 to 50 people. Why do they need thousands to be in the know?

“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it”
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:


I started the thread you hamburger
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yup..........and America is a much better place with scum like you finding a way to the bottom of the ocean as well.

So you think he needs to die because he thinks that OBL was a hoax? Whos the real scum here him or you?
 What the hell kind of forum is this? So calling someone the derogatory F word about being gay  gets you barred or the N word but saying you wish someone dies and gets dumped in the ocean is A OK? What a bunch of politically correct bullshit. Calling someone out for being a sexual deviant is bad but wishing death on people for their political views is applauded? And you have to love the Canadian telling the American that America would be a better place if he was dead.
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I started the thread you hamburger
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yup..........and America is a much better place with scum like you finding a way to the bottom of the ocean as well.

So you think he needs to die because he thinks that OBL was a hoax? Whos the real scum here him or you?
 What the hell kind of forum is this? So calling someone the derogatory F word about being gay  gets you barred or the N word but saying you wish someone dies and gets dumped in the ocean is A OK? What a bunch of politically correct bullshit. Calling someone out for being a sexual deviant is bad but wishing death on people for their political views is applauded? And you have to love the Canadian telling the American that America would be a better place if he was dead.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Allbutbroke:

Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:


I started the thread you hamburger
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yup..........and America is a much better place with scum like you finding a way to the bottom of the ocean as well.


you are the scum  
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you are the scum  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Allbutbroke:

Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:


I started the thread you hamburger
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yup..........and America is a much better place with scum like you finding a way to the bottom of the ocean as well.

 And then people wonder why I dont think this is a good Idea. Canadians on forums wishing death on Americans for their political views. No worries if the shit ever hits the fan well just use them to round you up in case american troops wont do it.
https://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=403d90d6-7a61-41ac-8cef-902a1d14879d&k=14984
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I started the thread you hamburger
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yup..........and America is a much better place with scum like you finding a way to the bottom of the ocean as well.

 And then people wonder why I dont think this is a good Idea. Canadians on forums wishing death on Americans for their political views. No worries if the shit ever hits the fan well just use them to round you up in case american troops wont do it.
https://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=403d90d6-7a61-41ac-8cef-902a1d14879d&k=14984
 
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Even if the story is true youre not allowed to see it, but if youre a big rich hollywood CEO whose making a movie about it that to be realeased right before the election you get full access to. Poor American public just gets fucked every which way and then asks for "more please".
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2011/08/10/2011-08-10_rep_peter_king_pentagon_cia_must_investigate_obama_and_osama_bin_laden.html
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Even if the story is true youre not allowed to see it, but if youre a big rich hollywood CEO whose making a movie about it that to be realeased right before the election you get full access to. Poor American public just gets fucked every which way and then asks for "more please".
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2011/08/10/2011-08-10_rep_peter_king_pentagon_cia_must_investigate_obama_and_osama_bin_laden.html
 
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Quote Originally Posted by greedler:

Even if the story is true youre not allowed to see it, but if youre a big rich hollywood CEO whose making a movie about it that to be realeased right before the election you get full access to. Poor American public just gets fucked every which way and then asks for "more please".
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2011/08/10/2011-08-10_rep_peter_king_pentagon_cia_must_investigate_obama_and_osama_bin_laden.html

 More bullshit anyways. Thats like asking the fox to guard the hen house. The DHS asking for a investigation of the president. That the funniest shit ive ever heard.
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Even if the story is true youre not allowed to see it, but if youre a big rich hollywood CEO whose making a movie about it that to be realeased right before the election you get full access to. Poor American public just gets fucked every which way and then asks for "more please".
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2011/08/10/2011-08-10_rep_peter_king_pentagon_cia_must_investigate_obama_and_osama_bin_laden.html

 More bullshit anyways. Thats like asking the fox to guard the hen house. The DHS asking for a investigation of the president. That the funniest shit ive ever heard.
 
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Posted: Aug. 11, 2011 - 2:03 AM ET #118

Whether he was dead or alive at that time I can say with 100% certainty that I don't know.  If he was dead already, doesn't the real question become, what was the reason behind the raid in Pakistan that day?  What were they looking for or who were they going after?
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Whether he was dead or alive at that time I can say with 100% certainty that I don't know.  If he was dead already, doesn't the real question become, what was the reason behind the raid in Pakistan that day?  What were they looking for or who were they going after?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Drizle:

Whether he was dead or alive at that time I can say with 100% certainty that I don't know.  If he was dead already, doesn't the real question become, what was the reason behind the raid in Pakistan that day?  What were they looking for or who were they going after?

I dont know anything for 100% either I just talk shit on here when im bored. Who knows what the real story is. I just know somethings been wrong with this whole thing from the get go. It just cracks me up how if some nut on the internet brings up a conspiracy theory all these neandrathals on here get all their panties in a bunch  because other people dont see things exactly like they do.
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Whether he was dead or alive at that time I can say with 100% certainty that I don't know.  If he was dead already, doesn't the real question become, what was the reason behind the raid in Pakistan that day?  What were they looking for or who were they going after?

I dont know anything for 100% either I just talk shit on here when im bored. Who knows what the real story is. I just know somethings been wrong with this whole thing from the get go. It just cracks me up how if some nut on the internet brings up a conspiracy theory all these neandrathals on here get all their panties in a bunch  because other people dont see things exactly like they do.
 
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Posted: Aug. 11, 2011 - 2:51 AM ET #120

Quote Originally Posted by greedler:


I dont know anything for 100% either I just talk shit on here when im bored. Who knows what the real story is. I just know somethings been wrong with this whole thing from the get go. It just cracks me up how if some nut on the internet brings up a conspiracy theory all these neandrathals on here get all their panties in a bunch  because other people dont see things exactly like they do.

I hear you on that. The in-fighting is odd, albeit at times entertaining, for something we don't have answers for.  And the reality is none of us truly know.  I'm still of the belief that OBL was killed in that raid.  The burial at sea so soon after is pretty sketchy though.  Makes one wonder.  But if he was dead for 10 years, the whole timing by the administration to roll out his "death" in May also doesn't make much sense to me either.  I don't see what benefit was gained for Obama to pull it out at that time.  
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I dont know anything for 100% either I just talk shit on here when im bored. Who knows what the real story is. I just know somethings been wrong with this whole thing from the get go. It just cracks me up how if some nut on the internet brings up a conspiracy theory all these neandrathals on here get all their panties in a bunch  because other people dont see things exactly like they do.

I hear you on that. The in-fighting is odd, albeit at times entertaining, for something we don't have answers for.  And the reality is none of us truly know.  I'm still of the belief that OBL was killed in that raid.  The burial at sea so soon after is pretty sketchy though.  Makes one wonder.  But if he was dead for 10 years, the whole timing by the administration to roll out his "death" in May also doesn't make much sense to me either.  I don't see what benefit was gained for Obama to pull it out at that time.  
 
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Posted: Aug. 11, 2011 - 3:55 AM ET #121

I find articles like this quite interesting.  Unfortunately this kind of thing isn't talked about as much as it should be in the main stream media.

https://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/opinion/2011/08/20118485414768821.html
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I find articles like this quite interesting.  Unfortunately this kind of thing isn't talked about as much as it should be in the main stream media.

https://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/opinion/2011/08/20118485414768821.html
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Drizle:

Whether he was dead or alive at that time I can say with 100% certainty that I don't know.  If he was dead already, doesn't the real question become, what was the reason behind the raid in Pakistan that day?  What were they looking for or who were they going after?

It wouldnt be difficult to fabricate the entire thing, and even if they didnt they could just sent a helicopter on some elaborate mission just to back their story up. Stop believing everything you hear, most of it is lies.  
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Whether he was dead or alive at that time I can say with 100% certainty that I don't know.  If he was dead already, doesn't the real question become, what was the reason behind the raid in Pakistan that day?  What were they looking for or who were they going after?

It wouldnt be difficult to fabricate the entire thing, and even if they didnt they could just sent a helicopter on some elaborate mission just to back their story up. Stop believing everything you hear, most of it is lies.  
 
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Who says I believe everything I hear, dogunder?  The whole thing was fabricated?  The raid took place.  If it wasn't Bin Laden, then who was the target?  Someone was?  If it wasn't OBL, then why send special forces into that compound?   There was a reason for it.  And you have no answer for why?

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Who says I believe everything I hear, dogunder?  The whole thing was fabricated?  The raid took place.  If it wasn't Bin Laden, then who was the target?  Someone was?  If it wasn't OBL, then why send special forces into that compound?   There was a reason for it.  And you have no answer for why?

 
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C'mon Dogunder, you're better than that!  If you have something to say then throw it out there.  Don't peddle that thought that it was easy to fabricate the whole thing.  It weakens your argument.  

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C'mon Dogunder, you're better than that!  If you have something to say then throw it out there.  Don't peddle that thought that it was easy to fabricate the whole thing.  It weakens your argument.  

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by greedler:


 And then people wonder why I dont think this is a good Idea. Canadians on forums wishing death on Americans for their political views. No worries if the shit ever hits the fan well just use them to round you up in case american troops wont do it.
https://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=403d90d6-7a61-41ac-8cef-902a1d14879d&k=14984

You are a pea brain.

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 And then people wonder why I dont think this is a good Idea. Canadians on forums wishing death on Americans for their political views. No worries if the shit ever hits the fan well just use them to round you up in case american troops wont do it.
https://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=403d90d6-7a61-41ac-8cef-902a1d14879d&k=14984

You are a pea brain.

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