But on Match, I have had several leads and lots of interest. I don't get it
So my date was ok I guess, she paid for half and insisted on it.. She just got divorced like 4 weeks ago but has been apart for a few months and according to her it was her first date since.. She seemed nervous though..
We are going to play golf on Sunday, she is a 12 hcp she says... So that should be fun...
Got another tonight so we'll see how that goes..
. I mean it's the girl from the pics but she's literally 4 feet tall. Anyway I decide to be nice and have dinner with her well wouldn't you known this is a high end place and the bitch starts ordering Crystal, the most expensive dish and hour derves. So I'm sitting like what the fuck; so I decide to start telling her all these crazy stories about free basing coke, banging hookers, stomping peoples heads in, whatever I can to get her to take off. Didn't work, she liked the stories, so we get done with dinner and she asks if I can driver her to her car, even though it's like 200 feet away from where my car is. I say ok. Long story short she goes for my trouser trout and I ended up depositing a nut down her throat
. I mean her hands were so little it made me feel like I was packing serious heat and what the hell I spent $300 non the dinner. Never saw her again and suddenly my slump ended so all in all a good experience.
Nice....all men know it...some get pissed off about it and other's just accept that this is how the female brain evolved...the quicker it's accepted, the faster a man will find a woman they really want to spend their time with.
But if you want the best of the best; Start making money, start working out.
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When I was at my GF's Christmas party last December, I counted no less then 5 guys who were over-weight and not particularly good looking....who had WAY out kicked their coverage from a wife standpoint. They were hot. I'm like WTF do these guys haves? They were nice enough. None of them rich (in fact, in 2 or 3 cases, the woman probably made more money....just a guess based on what they did).
Your generalized statement is so far off the mark.
Maybe that's because I'm 42 and you realize as you get into your 30's that there is more to a gal then just being hot.
. We are supposed to hang out before I go to Vegas on Thursday.
from 2000-2002 I lurked in some local AOL chatrooms and telephone chatlines. I met 3 or 4 women over that time that would let me come over and bone them in the mouth. I made it clear that I didnt want sex, juts to fuck their faces. I was in med school and thats all I wanted to do, to tired and busy for other shit lol. All of these chicks had no problems with it. Must have fucked those 4 faces 300ish times over those 2+ years.
Just broke up with my girl a couple weeks ago. SO I just recently signed up to match.com. I was wondering if anyone had any success on dating sites. About a year or two ago there was a thread similar to this and it was pretty funny. SO far I have sent out like 60 emails and no replies.. I know i am not an ugly guy. It's funny how I am getting no responses. So far I have had e mails from 5 girls all overweight
. Any stories guys?
I started talking to a hot chick on Match before next thing you known she's asking me to view her webcam for 19.95. The next time I get all these pics from a hottie but she lives about 2 hrs away so we start IMing talking bullshit. She's asking me to send her pics of my cock which I found odd and was like no I don't think so. This was before webcams were popular. Long story short we're talking over the web for awhile and she says I have something I need to tell you. I'm like ok and she says I lied those pictures really aren't me. I'm like ok then she says I'm really not a girl I'm a 50 yr old dude but if you come to Lynn I'll give you the best sucking of your life. I was like thanks but no thanks and if you contact me again there gonna find your brains splattered over your car windshield. Makes me very wary of that site.
I started talking to a hot chick on Match before next thing you known she's asking me to view her webcam for 19.95. The next time I get all these pics from a hottie but she lives about 2 hrs away so we start IMing talking bullshit. She's asking me to send her pics of my cock which I found odd and was like no I don't think so. This was before webcams were popular. Long story short we're talking over the web for awhile and she says I have something I need to tell you. I'm like ok and she says I lied those pictures really aren't me. I'm like ok then she says I'm really not a girl I'm a 50 yr old dude but if you come to Lynn I'll give you the best sucking of your life. I was like thanks but no thanks and if you contact me again there gonna find your brains splattered over your car windshield. Makes me very wary of that site.
always voice verify before going into personal details. get a vm for 5 bucks a month and ask them to leave a message long enough to decipher their gender. save yourself a lot of aggravation.
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