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Two more sleeps until Saturday!!!!

What would be the appropriate cologne I should have on for this occasion?  LOL

 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

Two more sleeps until Saturday!!!!

What would be the appropriate cologne I should have on for this occasion?  LOL


Brut.







 
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Get her some Jean-Nate
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

I work night shift doing data entry type crap work for a bank.

In recent months i've been chatting it up with an older woman who sits just a few cubicals away from me.  My guess is she's in her late 30's - she refuses tell me the age, but i'm guess 37 or 38.  Recently we've been taking our breaks and lunches at the same time....hanging out more in general. Me doing most of the talking; and her laughing at everything I say.

Anyways, so over the last couple weeks she's been telling me about her two kids she loves...and also her husband who says she fights with all the time, and says he spends more time with his friends playing poker.  

As we'd gotten 'tighter' in recent weeks, I was seriously starting to think I gotta shot at nailing this cougar friend of mine, with rather large, fine breasts.   I was also getting the feeling that she was looking to take a run at young, fresh blood.

So Friday morning, I give her a ride home, and she asks me if she could come check out my apartment before I drop her off.   Or should I say 'juice' check it out.  At this point, I knew it was 'party time'.

So we get back to my place and the wild cougar friend of mine litterly pounces all over me for 15 minutes of crazy sex before I finally blew my load.  I held off as long as I could but this woman was fucking wild...like she hasnt had sex for a freakin year.

I feel bad for her kids, but not for her husband who hasnt been paying any attention to her.

I'm hoping it doesnt get 'weird' at work this week.


No bank on the planet, even third world countries would ever let this goofy butt fuck nosehair to help settle their funds.....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

Two more sleeps until Saturday!!!!

What would be the appropriate cologne I should have on for this occasion?  LOL


Appropiate Cologne?

Whatever smells good with DEADFISH... 

Let everybody know about your EXCITING big weekend!!!!! We all can't wait to find out what happens. GL
 
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hey nosehair try dolce and gabbana "the one" my girl got it for me for xmas and it smells mad good
 
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Quote Originally Posted by J_Money420:

hey nosehair try dolce and gabbana "the one" my girl got it for me for xmas and it smells mad good
thats the one she buys everyone who she fucks....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

Two more sleeps until Saturday!!!!

What would be the appropriate cologne I should have on for this occasion?  LOL




DAMN DUDE...what r u trying to do marry this bitch?? make babies? be done with it!! get some a little experience with her and get some shit from her (nice wrist watch, shoes, and  shirt etc) but god damn..get rid of the ho...she has YOU right where she wants YOU..box whipped....


By the way group...whats a wigger?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jfio626:


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GL NH, unfortunate for you the fun stops after this weekend cuz now she has you right where she wants you......Power of the PUZZY.....she is gonna make you her BITCH . Dont fall in love as you can see you cant turn a hoe into a housewife !!!!!!
 
Get er done...........
 
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To answer what a wigger is would probably be a box/ban on this poliyically correct site. Itr's really common sense,ask any kid that is a teen and see what they tell you.
 
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Who wants to see a pic ???

Nosehair actually uploaded one to prove he ain't bullshittin

Check it out

Keep Calm and Bet 7 Play Over Parlays
 
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Not exactly a cougar, more of a bitch actually !

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Who let the Dogs Out ??? Oooooooo Oooooooooo Oooooooo...
 
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NH.....Phuckin in her house...U R playin Russian Roulette with yourself....
 
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Bang the ones that will let you because there's alot that won't.

 

 
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.......ok you the kid peoples here at work talking about...we both in mass...yeah I heard the news......you busted the nut in 30 secs...now she mad at you and her husband........wtf..............my turn loser...........j/k.............all good
 
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cologne of choice should b SWEAT! No woman(or pig) can resist it.
 
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 enjoy dude!!! take it when u can get it.

 
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I usually don't do married women, but they are the hottest in bed if they are cougars and sex starved. If you have a younger girlfriend, see if you can get her and cougar person to go down on each other. A little work and it will be happening for ya bro!
 
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Right on Big Cash. NO Cologne.. bitches get hooked on our B.O.cologne of choice should b SWEAT! No woman can resist it.

 
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So......what happened rob van winkle?
 
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+ for married = can bust in her 

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DoctoroThames:

+ for married = can bust in her 


That may be the most eloquent thing I've ever read on this site.

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