#WhitePeopleProblems

What's up, covers brothers? These days, with so much racial tension, I figured i'd create a thread showing that we're not so different while poking fun at myself in the process. Sure, there are differences and biases based in race but I hope to show that most of our differences are socio-economically based. Or they are generational gap based, regionally based, ect. and not so much based on race. I grew up in a very traditional black family in a 99% black neighborhood, and yet, I grew up to do tons of "white people shit". And I love it all. I love snowboarding. I love eating quinoa. Is it really "white" to love a very healthy and delicious ancient grain? Is it "white" to use the term "ancient grain"? How many of my older covers bros eat quinoa?

I digress... Without further ado,

White People Problems.

So I come in from the gym, looking to break a fast with some Triscuits and parm. Now when we go to the store, we get Triscuits I like and Triscuits the mrs likes. The problem is she likes all the kinds I like where I don't dig every kind she likes. I come in, walk straight to the pantry for some Triscuits, and there's nothing left but dill flavor! I don't want any damn dill Triscuits! Pissed, I go back out to the local Fred's and stock up. I'm cracker rich now. Get home, go to the fridge, and we're out of parm too! I live in the country. Whole Foods is like an hour long trek each way. What can you do?

#WhitePeopleProblems

Hey! my brother,quite a personal story.

Whats the message here ?    Without any consideration,, white people will take the stuff black people like..something a black person would never do to another black..or is it just something white women do to a brother that's the problem..?

By the bye, I don't eat quinoa..and never have..

I remenwr this thread...

My wife has been depressed for a month.... The pool boy quit.

It's to demonstrate that whitey always wants to take something from black man, even when they have their own.

Naw, in all seriousness, it's to demonstrate that contrary to Biden's belief, Black people are unique, diverse, varied, ect. We can be conservative, and still be black. We can eat nutella, and still be black.

Funny story. A close friend whom I consider a brother calls me up. He says, "Man, i've been thinking about trying some of this Nutella stuff but I wanted your opinion first." I say, "Dude, try it. It's just chocolate flavored hazelnut spread. It's delicious." He responds, "Thanx! I figured I ask you first because you be up on white people stuff." Nutella isn't white people stuff. It'd be delicious to anyone.

I digress. I can't even blame this way of thinking on Biden, or even entirely on the democratic party. We, the black community, perpetuate it. So to the point that "our candidate" on two occasions in about a months time has said, in so many words, "We suffer from a hive mind." And he's still "our candidate." Why? I'm not saying every black person should give Trump a try but of all the white liberals I know, which is a ton, none could stand Biden. Yet here we are. The party is banging on him bringing in that black vote.

This isn't meant to be a heavy political thread though. It'll be anecdotal stories about me doing some stereotypical white stuff, and some stereotypical black stuff. And in the process showing that race isn't always the factor. Socio-ecomonic background. Age. Regionality. As brother Slim said, he's never touched quinoa. He's white. In a high tax bracket. Doesn't stand to reason that quinoa isn't a white thing, or even a uppity thing? It's just a new-age hipster type of thing. Just like driving damn near an hour to the Whole Foods for $20 a pound parm just for some cheese and crackers.

Hate to go off topic but seriously thought I was the only 1. W me it’s the chips. I use to like the Doritos toasted corn but stopped making so now I love the on the border brand w hot sauce. Well my wife and grandkids love the chips too, but when they go shopping they pick out the nacho cheese or the house brand, which I can’t stand. Then, when they get home, they all eat mine, leaving me w nothing ??. Sorry for the rant.   Btw don’t even know what quinoa is 

Friggin lawn mowing people complaining we all park too close to the curb. Makes their lawn mowing work look sloppy. 

Now I got to park the Benz a foot or so back. 

Man, I just can’t take all these hassles Stu. 

Damn, here’s another one...

Go downstairs to grab one last beer to wash a couple of ambien bullets down.  Open can and Wifey says, you already got one beer open.  Now I got to drink two beers. 

White people problems.  They never end. 

I'm in the country. No neighbors close enough to really complain about shit. Nothing but farms and forest.

Golf car ac stopped working . going cost 500 to refill it. There goes the wife's botox injections....

If this is true, it's golden!

So you've been taking weekly hikes followed by date nights. It's a good system. Get outdoors. Get a good workout. Come home, freshen up, go out for food and drinks. Except this week the mrs wants to skip the hike and just go wine tasting. Oh yeah, got some crap parm today. Pretty pissed about it.

So I head down to Portland to get my peaceful protest on. One thing leads to another and I end up crashing my truck and taking A Janikowski-esque boot to the dome.... Or so they tell me, I can’t remember sh!t

This afternoon I had to replace the toilet paper on the thing ama jig before my business was done.

I hate when that happens! 

You were not in Portland. I'd of been pissed if you didn't hit me up. We could've met for a round somewhere NOT in Portland.

That's not a #WhitePeopleProblem. That's just life. Now if you would've said, "I go to the store to get some of the fancy cottonelle TP with aloe I like to buy and they didn't have anything left but store brand extra soft.

Damn Stu...you sound whiter than me! Aloe TP????

Good Lord...I should be treating my ass better.

Stu, your girl Kerry Washigton  is the convention moderator tonight....