Fury’s Big Swinging D!ck…I mean pick

BigFury is back with his most furious play to date!

CJ Stroud loves himself some pie. Gardner Minshew is a delicious slice of vag!nal pie. Stroud is gonna munch that tasty Minshew. He might even toss that salad and gorge on both holes. Minshew’s gonna get poked till that fool can’t walk.

Hammer the Texans at a pick em (-112) and enjoy the nasty show!
BigFury will be slapping the salami all game long

Lol - I know this BigFury guy, he’s a friend of mine. 

Yes, he’s a disturbed individual. But he’s actually an amazing handicapper. From someone that’s been here awhile, I recommend you not ignore his posts. He’s a consistent winner and also a pervert. But I love him.

I’m with you again on this one Big Fur! Let’s get it! TEXANS!

Texans have CJ but that’s all they got.  

@TD3

That’s not quite accurate. Yes, Texas is missing a few key players. But they still have plenty to get past Gardner and the Colts. Texas by 7-10 imo 

@Kaufee

 as much i respect you..  i just looked at every pick this guy has made after join.  only 1 winner.  can u explain.. ty

@roberob2u

Doesn’t he only have 3 picks? I’m pretty sure he’s won his last 2 b/c I was on both with him. I know he lost an NFL game earlier, but I thought that was it? I’ll need to check his history. But believe me- he’s a long term winner. I’ve known him for years. I admit that his write up style isn’t helping his cause. 

@Fuse

 Lol, Fuse! I probably shouldn’t have admitted I’m friends with this creep. 

@roberob2u

Ok, Rob - it looks like he did lose his first 2 posted plays. But he’s 2-0 since and 2-2 overall. I think he’ll be 3-2 after tonight and will be riding a 3 game win streak. I’m just vouching for him b/c I know his long term history. But nobody is gonna take him serious with his ridiculous writeups. 

for the Record, I love Houston tonight. Long b4 I saw Joe on em

Appreciate the support, Kaufee.   Agreed, I did have a slow start….my first two picks were trash and made after a few too many cervezas,  if you know what I mean ??I  couldnt resist sexy Herbert.  His flowing hair is just too tempting not to take.   I’d take more of him if I could.   Let’s not dwell on the past.   Big Fury loves looking forward.   Forward to spreading Minschew’s tight buns.  

my unit(s) are getting hard and about to get bigger.  Slam those mother bumpin Texans.  Ride me cowboy!!   

I like this guy 

This thread reminds me of women's outdoor volleyball. Looks/reads like soft porn...

What the hell Mods?! Why is my boy Big F in the penalty box? Because he’s funny or because he’s picking winners?

Free BigFury!! He’s just messing around with his writeups, not offending anyone (except maybe Minshew) and his posts are hilarious! He’s a consistent winner and his picks should be in the main forum. C’mon, do better. 

@Kaufee

 His posts crack me the fuck up!  enough of the political correct bs HERE already...................................

@DoYouMind69

 lol, I hear you 69! This forum needs a sense of humor. Cheers buddy! 

I’ve been a bad boy!!