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as you all may know the current NFL season is upon us ...to my many fans I say hello my friends , I am here once again this season to provide FREE winning play.....I will once again put bit coin in pockets and together we laugh at bank .....so I will say this and this only ...the eagles will win in opening match by more than ten point margin

.......as you may be aware I am at an 80% while placing wagers........to the public that hates me , may you lay in the sewer with the filth,garbage and rat feces .....I will run a near perfect record this year in twelve straight plays .......this is a situation ALL should be aware of .....VERY AWARE......

 

 
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....as you may be aware I am at an 80% while placing wagers


 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cooler999:

....as you may be aware I am at an 80% while placing wagers

 

Oh yeah, well I am at 100% of my wagers* so 80% just OK to me (*over last 2 wagers). For the 1,067 wagers before those 2 recent winners, I am 32% winner.  I must note that the 32% of winners were plays I made to myself in my head so they really don't count for bankroll and I only have other losing picks. Maybe I am 27% winners in my head because I get confused on who won sometimes and forget to check scores next day. I also like Vegas to smoke at blackjack tables for fun but no playing real money on table games. Just sports games because I lose slower and can't remember my losers which makes me feel like BIG winner. I only play table games from a distance and most times I can't tell if i win or lose money because I stand too far from table and can't see cards. plus they kick me out for staring at people and cheering from a distance. I am big winner last 2 times to Vegas and got many blackjacks from hallway near bathrooms at Wynn. But again, I don't play real money, just play money in my head against dealers and sometime I take money from other players and pretend to be dealer.

 
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new_praise

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“....opening MATCH....”an_eek2

 
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I’m actually over a 100% as I wanted to wager a couple of more games but didn’t and they all won!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Toothfairy1:

I’m actually over a 100% as I wanted to wager a couple of more games but didn’t and they all won!
Quote Originally Posted by MichaelWoo:

as you all may know the current NFL season is upon us ...to my many fans I say hello my friends , I am here once again this season to provide FREE winning play.....I will once again put bit coin in pockets and together we laugh at bank .....so I will say this and this only ...the eagles will win in opening match by more than ten point margin .......as you may be aware I am at an 80% while placing wagers........to the public that hates me , may you lay in the sewer with the filth,garbage and rat feces .....I will run a near perfect record this year in twelve straight plays .......this is a situation ALL should be aware of .....VERY AWARE......

 

You remind me of my days playing balls and talking trash while at it...then at the end of the day, I walk away wounded.

 
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Get 'em next time, Dr. Woo. peace_5

 
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Dong, where is my automobile?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dpb123007:

Quote Originally Posted by Cooler999:

....as you may be aware I am at an 80% while placing wagers
  Oh yeah, well I am at 100% of my wagers* so 80% just OK to me (*over last 2 wagers). For the 1,067 wagers before those 2 recent winners, I am 32% winner.  I must note that the 32% of winners were plays I made to myself in my head so they really don't count for bankroll and I only have other losing picks. Maybe I am 27% winners in my head because I get confused on who won sometimes and forget to check scores next day. I also like Vegas to smoke at blackjack tables for fun but no playing real money on table games. Just sports games because I lose slower and can't remember my losers which makes me feel like BIG winner. I only play table games from a distance and most times I can't tell if i win or lose money because I stand too far from table and can't see cards. plus they kick me out for staring at people and cheering from a distance. I am big winner last 2 times to Vegas and got many blackjacks from hallway near bathrooms at Wynn. But again, I don't play real money, just play money in my head against dealers and sometime I take money from other players and pretend to be dealer.[/Quote

 

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MR. WOO! THE GREATEST ASIAN TO EVER POST ON COVERS!

i heard that mr. woo counted to infinity... twice 
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As expected fans and hatred alike are responding to thread , but I will say this ....pre season NFL matches are similar to an “ impotent frosting , on half baked cake”.....and for people with little common sense and shit filled in brains.....the match I speak of is opening night of upcoming NFL season ! And I speak of THIS MATCH ONLY !.......the first gift I will be giving out this season is the eagles from Philadelphia winning by large point margin ...all data has been processed, and we will wait for the results .....I stated I will go over 80% win margin on these pics, so time will be the factor on who laughs at bank with pockets full of bitcoin and dollar bill ......as stated earlier I will be making twelve straight plays AND THESE PLAYS ONLY .....I will run a near perfect record on THESE PLAYS ...this is largely for my betting fans so we can laugh at bank as we did last season , and have a large festivity event to end the year .......to my fan base that will show hatred towards me you will be following my picks by week 5!........this is a situation ALL here should be aware of .....VERY AWARE.......

 
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Where’s the friggin plays?
 
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pretty clear the play is eagles -9.5 on sept 6 2018 

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Mr. Woo, do you have any idea how unpleasanst your aggogance and conceit are?

If you tone it down, you will have more people pulling for you.  As it stands, I am certain many people would rather see you fall flat on your face.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MichaelWoo:

As expected fans and hatred alike are responding to thread , but I will say this ....pre season NFL matches are similar to an “ impotent frosting , on half baked cake”.....and for people with little common sense and garbage filled in brains.....the match I speak of is opening night of upcoming NFL season ! And I speak of THIS MATCH ONLY !.......the first gift I will be giving out this season is the eagles from Philadelphia winning by large point margin ...all data has been processed, and we will wait for the results .....I stated I will go over 80% win margin on these pics, so time will be the factor on who laughs at bank with pockets full of bitcoin and dollar bill ......as stated earlier I will be making twelve straight plays AND THESE PLAYS ONLY .....I will run a near perfect record on THESE PLAYS ...this is largely for my betting fans so we can laugh at bank as we did last season , and have a large festivity event to end the year .......to my fan base that will show hatred towards me you will be following my picks by week 5!........this is a situation ALL here should be aware of .....VERY AWARE.......

STFU arrogant KimChee 
 
 
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Stick to accounting or engineering kid
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