CD Newsletter Week 4

BR is handling week 4's newsletter. It's way too quiet up in this place so were gonna need to F5 this shit to make it the hottest topic since the mall adopted them as an official clothing store....

Should have the word from Da Man soon....Everyone keep your chin straps tight and for that one lonely sole, and you know who you are, let yours out a little....

I’m waiting to apologize BR for not giving him the proper credit that he deserved . I am sorry again BR and Thanks for the good read . Also Thanks ABN for bringing them to the Clothing Store for the members week in week out . I am waiting. Please.

I'm just waiting for confirmation that the Falcons will make me enough dough to turn to bread and walla a sandwich will be born.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Newsletter presented by none other than boilerroom.....also he could be known is some parts as Better Run, Big Risk, Banned Remotely, Broke Remote and Bangin' Redheads...BR   

BR: Before we begin, last week was as crazy  a day of games as I can remember, a reminder that the nfl is a week to week league, i imagine some suicide pools took a hit last week, i know green bay cost me a huge ml parlay,,,but at least i think as far as i can tell the box got fat on the det/balt over mon nite, i know cyrax is set with egg rolls and wonton soup for the next year with that game goin over,,,,on to it

I've been trying for an hour to post my AZ + 1'  U 43' in my NFL thread but I might as well change my handle to Error Code 403 because if it's not NFL then its my CFB thread. Shits getting old. Anyhow one of these should hit..right 

Seahawks@cardinals(thurs),,,seaattle -1.5,,,43.5,,,,,,seattle mauled new orleans as predicted here, they have been very impressive this year and could have scored 70 last week if they wanted,,,,,arizona lost a close one late at sf,offense couldnt do much all game with murry throwin for about 150, not great,,,i know a majority of these thurs nite games stay under but I lean over here,,,,ariz 27-24

Vikings-steelers,,(ireland),,,minnesota -2.5,,,40.5,,,,,im fuckin tired of these international games, they mostly suck and im way too hung over that early on a sunday after 108 beers on a coll football saturday,,,,minnesota destroyed cinncy last week with a dominating performance from the defense and as mentioned here last week wentz is actually a temporary upgrade to opening up the offense instead of the up and down of a rookie,,,,pittsburgh, fuck these people, they are lucky as hell that new england turned the ball over at will and was gifted that win with bad coaching from vrabel as well,,,,you can make the case pitt should be 0-3,,,,i like minny alot here,,,,minny 27-13,,,

Eagles@tampa bay,,,philly -3.5,,,43.5,,,,tampa again gave their fans a heart attack again, pissing away an easy cover to hang on for the win,,,mike evans out a few games so use caution,,,,philly again shows some moxy by coming back and winning that game they should have lost, one of a few blocked fg's for a td saved philly's ass,,,,

As I said last week philly can win hi scoring games and slug fests,,,,tampa has played philly well lately, winning 2 of the last 3,,,i see a tight fg type game,,,philly 20-17,,,,,

Saints@bills,,,,buffalo - 15.5,,,47.5,,,,i talked about new orleans last week saying this is just a lost year for them until the kid from louisville is ready to take over, rattler is just a place holder and is not very good, not all his fault though , team/organization just seems to be okay with this year being a throw away as seen by that ass kicking in saettle,,,buffalo coming off a ok effort but no cover at home against miami last week,,,have to think buffalo takes a breather here, nola will cover at some point , maybe here?,,,,no real feel,,,buffalo sleepwalks,,,buff 31-17,,,,,,

Carolina@new england,,,patriots -5.5,,,42.5,,,,,lets start with the pats,,, I had the over in their game last week so i was firing beer cans at my tv watching new england twice get inside the 5 yard line with no points,,,also turning the ball over at will and vrabel taking all 3 times outs with him to the locker room at halftime,,,,a game they just gave to pittsburgh, disgusting,,,,panthers with a shocker at home, not that they covered, you read that here last week i thought they would, but to humiliate and shut out the falcons was impressive, suicide pools go bye bye,,,,,,,,line seems about right here,,,, no feel at all,,,,i cant lay that much after watching the pats puke on themselves last week,,,,pats,,,21-20,,,,,,

Redskins@atlanta,,,washington -1.5,,,,45.5,,,,daniels did practice Wednesday although was limited,  still a good sign,,,,check his status prior to wagering,,,,mariota played more than ok as they pummeled the raiders who are no good at all,,,,atlanta out gained carolina by 100 yds and still got killed,,,2 picks by pennix did them in, he was terrible going 18/36 when most qbs are completing at a rate in the mid 60's,,,,i cant go anywhere near atl,,,,,dont know if daniels plays, so no real feel,,,,washington,,,27-17

Cleveland@detroit,,,lions -10,,,44.5,,,,detroit was excellent monday nite and seems to have gotten their shit together after a week one loss at gb, no crime losing there,,,,,the offense is just loaded and detroit can probably name the score here, maybe throttle it down a bit off a short week but history shows campbell keeps his foot on the gas,,,,browns put it in my shitter last week killing a huge ml parlay for me,,losing 10 nothing seemingly forever and then boom, another blocked fg and im staring at my tv like a zombie,,they dont call it the witching hour for nothing,,,,good effort from the browns but I just dont think even a little tamped down of a lion team that they can hang with them,,,lions,,,34-13

Titans@texans,,,houston -7,,,,38.5,,,,,i said here last week unders in texans games were gonna be cash,,,,they just dont have many weapons on offense, the defense is very good but relied on too much,,,once again, like the tampa game, they had jax beat and gave it away, stroud 2 picks and they fumble as they were driving with 3 minutes left to possibly take the lead,,,,titans played ok but ran into the buzzsaw know as daniel jones and the colts,,,ward played better with his first td and as most rookies will give u good and bad,,,,,i have a weird feeling the titans win this,,,titans,,,,16-13,,,,

Chargers@giants,,,chargers -6,,,43.5,,,,ok lets start with my giants,,,,the cover was there to be had all game, certainly a push at the end but we may as well have had bigred throwin the ball inside the 10 instead of russ,,,nothin, zippo, 4 shots inside the 10,,,,now the dart era begins, I would rather they put in jamis instead of possibly stunting the growth of dart but oh well, dabol coaching for his job,,,and not well i might add,,,,as far as the chargers, your man here almost had the score exact as i predicted 24-21 ,,,,chargers were solid again in a tough game where herbert is emerging as the stud everyone though he should be,,,,i dont know what we will get from dart, not much i would imagine,,,im staying far away from this and just hoping that dart does not end up in the emergency room of hackensack medical center after the game,,,,just get out healthy please,,,,san diego super chargers,,,31-13

Jags@49ers,,,san fran - 3.5,,,,47.5,,,,,injuries galore for san fran yet they gutted in out with a win against ariz last week,mac jones has been more than serviceable,,,,bosa gone for year, kilttle out, pearsall no practice on wednsday, purdy did practice though,,,,jax again almost gave the game away last week with an ugly win against the texans, tons of drops, the what is becoming weekly bad decisions by lawrence and a shitty coach in my opinion almost did them in again,,,should have lost,,,,,i got no feel here, long travel, dont know about purdy, ill stay away,,,,san fran,,,,26-17

Colts@rams,,,rams -3.5,,,,49.5,,,,,heart breaker for the rams as they had philly beat all game and still had a chance at the end but as we all know the fg was blocked and they lose,,played pretty dang well though,,,,,indy?,,,daniel jones is mvp as of now and the colts show rolled on last week in tennessee with an easy win,,,,there has to be some reversion to the mean here for indy at some point,,,,rams gonna be salty after that loss and I think will win in a high scoring affair,,,like the over alot, u hear me cyrax?,,,,rams,,,,38-27

Bears@raiders,,,raiders - 1.5,,,,,47.5,,,,as predicted here (im lookin at u sac) last week the bears were the play as the public being all over dallas got killed as the public tends to do,,,,bears put up points as they should have against a piss poor dallas defense, dallas d got more holes in it than bigreds purple ravens underoos he has worn every day since 1999,,,,raiders?,,,stinking pile of shit,,, that week 1 win at n.e. Feels like 10 years ago now,,,,i will go nowhere near this game as I cant back the raiders since geno looks done but cant trust caleb yet on the road, gotta show me,,,,,,toss up,,,,bears,,,,,,24-20,,,,,,

Ravens@chiefs,,,,baltimore -2,5,,,,48,5,,,,,,,ah, now we get to the portion of the show where we guess how bigred is dealing with another disappointing loss for his ravens,,,,overdosing  on old bay seasoning?,,,,,,burning his floor store to the ground?,,,,finally getting rid of his mustard stained siragusa jersey that has been nothing but bad luck?,,,,,i know , he's watching his orioles make a playoff push,,,poor guy,,,i will send detective jimmy mcnulty from baltimore p.d over to his place for a wellness check,,,i mean what else to say,,,lamar cannot win a big game, not even sayin monday night was his fault but u gotta win these games ,,,if I hear joe buck tell me lamar has the highest   passer  rating of all time again  im gonna puke, it means nothing,,,,now he goes against mahomes where I believe he is 1-5,,,,,kansan city is   subpar offensively with a good defense,,,they finally did what they had to do to beat the giants but looked pedestrian doing it and the cover was in the balance as usual,,,,balt defense stinks, so I dont know what we are gonna get here,,,,as much as i hate it i think baltimore bounces back,,,,baltimore,,,,27-20,,,,  

Packers@cowboys,,,greenbay - 7,,,,47.5,,,,,as predicted here last week, gb would throttle it down and play a low scoring affair,,throttled it down too much and they took it in the ass, as did i,,,,dallas as predicted lost and the defense looked worse than ever,,, cee dee lamb is out,,,i cant lay a td on the road,,,i lean over pretty heavy with a possible 5 eggroll rated cyrax special here,,,packers,,,,30-24,,,,,,,

Jets@miami (mon nite),,,miami -2.5,,,,45.5,,,,,please kill me,,,,id rather watch old people fuck or paint dry,,,,,,,,i have said all I need to on miami, just a matter of time before boy wonder is fired,,,fins actually played ok in buffalo, better then i expected,,,,jets will continue to jet until the sun burns out,,were terrible all game, woke up with 2 late drives and a blocked fg to get a miracle cover , if they were a real team they would have held on and won that game,,,,,who the fuck knows here,,,,jets,,,,26-24,,,,,

Bengals@denver (also mon nite),,,denver - 7.5,,,,,44.5,,,,,i cant stand 2 monday nite games on at once,,,broncos should/could be 3-0,,,,not gonna be happy, goin home after 2 road affairs that were hard fought games,,,,they will have a much easier time with the cincy defense,,,cincy was awful at minny and I see the same thing happening here,,,,i feel a blow out here, i will be looking to hammer a denver team total here as they will put up points against this pile of piss defense of cincy,,,,,,broncos,,,,37-17

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