To Wong Foo

You badass mofo. Going to keep this thread open all season. Strictly dedicated to Wong Teasers. If you don’t know, Google it. Some will say it should be placed 10 minutes before the game time. I think a day before works too.

Good luck this season 

Week 1:

Only 3 lines that match the criteria an hour to kickoff : Seahawks +1.5, Lions +1.5, and Raiders +2.5

Teaser play: Lions +7.5 / Raiders +8.5 ($330/$300)

I hate that I’m playing the public dog here in the Lions but I can’t put faith into Darnold in the outdoors against the Niners.

Teaser play: Lions +7.5 / Raiders +8.5 ($330/$300) 

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Should've took the seahawks instead of the lions. Them coordinators were the keys to their success last year. Poor Dan. On second thought fut em. Made me lose money the scrub. See yas week 2

Week 2: 

Only 2 games fit the criteria so far, the Patriots and the Bucs, which are both +2.5 as of now on my book. There are a bunch of games at the cusp of the range so I'll wait and see 

Week 2

Patriots +8.5 / Buccaneers +8.5

($330/$300)

taking Texans -2.5 as a side ($210/$175)

Texans winning by 3-7 would be perfect

Week 2

Patriots +8.5 / Buccaneers +8.5 ($330/$300) 

Texans -2.5 as a side ($210/$175)  

Damn Swiss cheese defense

Wong Teasers itself are (1-1)

See you next week

Is it a Bran Van reference?

Read Wongs book many years ago 

@unplucked_gem

 Stanford Wong. His gambling theory

We got some potential this week. My book has Packers -7.5, Patriots +1.5, Texans +1.5. On the fringe there's Seattle and Bucs at -7 and the Bears +1. Definitely will have to do a round robin this time instead of what happened in week 1. Will finalize by Saturday 

@SPark1

Always interested in learning, I will check that out.  Drinking in LA - Bran Van 3000 also worth a listen ;)

Lines have moved a little. Packers is out now at -7. Bears still out at +1. Cardinals join in at +2 with the Patriots and Texans both at +1.5

I was going to do a 2 team round robin with the 3 teams but if 1 team were to lose I would guarantee lose money. Not too smart right.

therefor rolling with 

Cardinals +8 / Texans +7.5 ($550/$500)

Niners have been squeezing by teams and not complete. I think Cardinals can upset here in battle for division. Texans should bounce back defensively, in a divisional game no less, after letting the Bucs come back to win at the end of their last game. Jags lost to a 3 int Jake Browning. They only beat panthers and got excited

Cardinals +8 / Texans +7.5 ($550/$500) 

( 2-1  +$470 )

Before some mofo decides to chime in by saying "what about the Texans side," that total is the teaser total as this is a Wong teaser thread. As Sugafree said, "Hello!?"

Ps - you won't see anymore sides. Just strictly 2 teamer dreamers

Week 4

Not much this week. Only one in play right now is Falcons +2.5. Texans, Packers, and Broncos on the outside looking in at -7. Lots of time for line movement. The Falcons had to have been looking ahead to this matchup the way they lost to Carolina. If Packers don’t get to 7.5 or more, I’m tempted to add them if nothing pairs with Falcons. Or maybe Falcons move to +3 and I won’t have a teaser for week 4. We shall see

Lots of moving lines.

Now in the mix Falcons and Cardinals at +1.5, Denver at -7.5, Steelers at +2.5. Packers and Texans still at -7