?? The JDASHSOCIALIST Mush Saga: A Comedy in Six Acts ??
Alright boys, gather ‘round.
You’re about to hear a great mush story in this early 2025 CBB season — starring my bet sheet, UC Davis, Hawaii… and the one and only JDASHSOCIALIST, the Human Reverse System.
Let me set the scene:
I take UC Davis 1H ML. (I have full game +9 also)
Line is tanking on the 1st half.
Everything looks sharp.
Didn’t even bother with the +5 — this felt that live.
I’m sitting there like Phil Ivey staring across the table.
Just before tip…
Here… he… comes…
JDASHSOCIALIST posts UC Davis +5 1H.
The moment I saw that, I knew my ML was cooked.
Like, DOA.
This man moves variance like Moses moved water.
Sure enough, Davis plays like a YMCA squad.
Down 7.
My ML is a chalk outline.
His +5 is dead… so I thought.
Until a miraculous missed free throw gives him the PUSH.
Not a win.
Not a loss.
A push.
Classic JDASH.
He rarely wins clean — he just survives in the most irritating way possible.
Meanwhile I eat the ML loss.
Beautiful.
Any normal human would stop.
Not Dasher.
He flips sides and takes:
?? Hawaii 2H -4 (up 5) this is what we call a book gamble
At that moment, I knew UC Davis was now LIVE to win outright.
The curse had transferred.
I fire:
UC Davis 2H +4
UC Davis live +8.5
Over 77.5 2H (because Mush games ALWAYS get weird late)
And then?
UC Davis suddenly looks like the 2015 Warriors.
Hawaii collapses like a lawn chair at a tailgate.
EVERY. SINGLE. BET. CASHES.
Final tally:
? UC Davis full game — WIN
? UC Davis 2H — WIN
? UC Davis live spread — WIN
? 2H over — WIN
? JDASH Hawaii 2H — absolutely obliterated
? JDASH 1H push — survives by divine intervention
Ladies and gentlemen…
Tonight, the mush worked in reverse.
Thanks Dasher! Get back to work with Prancer, Comet and the others... the books thank you for your season of giving.
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